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Or something.Ĭhapter 8: The Potions Master – In which Mark gets his first full introduction to Snape and unleashes his fury with every angry GIF ever made.Ĭhapter 9: The Midnight Duel – In which HELICOPTER RIDES and BULLETED LIST and FUCKING CEREBRUS.Ĭhapter 10: Halloween – In which Mark explains Quidditch with an overcomplicated flowchart.Ĭhapter 11: Quidditch – In which Mark experiences his first Quidditch match and the first chapter he isn’t much of a fan of.Ĭhapter 12: The Mirror of Erised – In which Mark holds the very first CAPS LOCK party when he meets the Mirror of Erised.Ĭhapter 13: Nicholas Flamel – In which Mark writes the first part of Potter: A Play and reveals exactly how his brain is totally wired in a way that allows him to think of such things.Ĭhapter 14: Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback – In which FUCKIN’ DRAGONS, HOW DO THEY WORK?Ĭhapter 15: The Forbidden Forest – In which, for the very first time, Mark learns how SHIT GETS REAL in the Harry Potter series.Ĭhapter 16: Through The Trap Door – In which Mark expresses his shock and disbelief at the danger of the end of this first novel through a repetitive set of GIFs.Ĭhapter 17: The Man With Two Faces – In which Mark can only express his emotions at the unbelievable conclusion of The Sorcerer’s Stone with a ridiculous amount of KEYSMASH. Harry potter and the order of the phoenix pdf archive series#What is wrong with me?Ĭhapter 4: The Keeper of the Keys – In which Mark begins his gradual descent into Harry Potter fanboy when he gets a full introduction to Rubeus Hagrid and then professes his love to him.Ĭhapter 5: Diagon Alley – In which Mark loses his mind over a chapter in Harry Potter for the first time.Ĭhapter 6: The Journey From Platform Nine And Three-Quarters – In which Mark writes his first review as if Hedwig could write a log of her actions, which is also deeply absurd, but hey, THIS SERIES IS ABOUT WIZARDS AND WITCHES.Ĭhapter 7: The Sorting Hat – In which Mark makes fun of Hufflepuffs because he may–MAY–have only scored two points away from being put into that house. ![]() You should stop judging me immediately.Īnyway, thanks so much for reading! If you’d like to introduce someone else to this little project of mine, you can link them to this page.Ĭhapter 1: The Boy Who Lived – In which Mark makes some terrible, terrible predictions about the series and makes it seem like he deeply, deeply hates everything, except for leather daddies.Ĭhapter 2: The Vanishing Glass – In which Mark writes the first “diary” entry and latches on to Harry’s friendship with the spiders, which proves to be deeply hilarious by the end of the next book.Ĭhapter 3: The Letters From No One – In which Mark writes a faux set of notes from an imaginary therapist listening to the inanity of Vernon Dursley’s life, which is actually the worst executed joke in modern history. YES, I REALIZE THIS DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE. Because THERE ARE SO MANY.Īlso, Buzznet’s terms for navigating between entries is kind of backwards, so if you start at the first entry, you have to click PREV POST to go to the next one. This will allow me to keep track of things!Īdditionally, I’ve included links to each of the liveblogs, despite that probably….5 people will ever want to read the comments on them. If you would like to link to this, please use this bit.ly: //bit.ly/MRHPlist ![]()
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